RICAN RITZ
Escape Miami’s Memorial Day weekend mayhem by hopping a flight to Dorado Beach, A Ritz-Carlton Reserve just west of San Juan, Puerto Rico. The former plantation and swank, midcentury modern resort for Hollywood royalty consecutively owned by Dr. Alfred Livingston and Laurance S. Rockefeller has undergone a stunning $342 million makeover replete with lily ponds and nature trails. Taking advantage of a mile-long stretch of white sand, each of its 115 guestrooms and four restaurants sits mere steps from the sea. Su Casa, a large pink hacienda dating from the 1920s, has also been restored for rental. Book a lesson with legendary golf pro Chi Chi Rodriguez to play top-notch East Course, followed by a blissful, tree-house treatment at eco-friendly Spa Botanico.
100 Dorado Beach Drive – Dorado, Puerto Rico, 787.626.1100, ritzcarlton.com
JOSE’S HOUSE
While staying at the Ritz, dine at Mi Casa, yet another showstopper from James Beard award-winning chef Jose Andres. Just as the Spanish toque incorporates local flavor into his Iberian menu at the Bazaar in Miami Beach, he researched Puerto Rico’s culinary heritage, known as cocina criolla, from mofongo to roasted pork prepared at roadside stands. He was pleasantly surprised to find many similarities between the island’s natural beauty, blend of cultures and simple ingredients and his childhood memories of Asturias. In addition to his tapas and molecular gastronomy standards, the famed regional cocktail pina colada is reinvented as an oyster appetizer, and Guavate lechon, named for the nearby barrio that’s home to the delicacy, is served with caramelized mango. Finish with passion fruit flan.
100 Dorado Beach Drive – Dorado, Puerto Rico, 787.626.1100, ritzcarlton.com
SOUL STRINGS
A tropical holiday calls for bright baubles. Enter The FFS, insanely fun jewelry designed by real life and soul sisters Cheryl Freeman and Donna Freeman Hughes of San Francisco and Miami, respectively. Their haute, multimedia looks with an ethnic twist have already caught the eye of Barneys stores nationwide and Base boutique in Miami Beach. Globally sourcing and stringing together odds and ends such as oxidized copper from Ethiopia, and recycled vulcanite from Portugal, they also incorporate high-low materials such as diamonds, turquoise beads, braided leather and charms. There are subdued versions of bracelets for men. Also pick up one of their adorable bags in African Ankara prints that go from beach to bar in a snap.
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FOR SHORE
Though named after Sunset Beach in Shelter Island, N.Y., 6 Shore Road resortwear flew south for its Summer 2013 collection. Every season, founder and designer Pooja Kharbanda chooses a different destination as inspiration, and Old San Juan in Puerto Rico tickled her fancy this time. (The Indian native first got a taste for the Latin American lifestyle growing up in Panama.) Look right at home on the Caribbean island in her “Fortress” jumpsuit in a turquoise geometric print with bright pink embroidered waist. The “Ricon” one-piece swimsuit’s sexy woven side straps aren’t tan-friendly, but sure look good. Top off outfits with one of her cute colorful turbans. The line is available at Big Drop, Jessie and Nikki Beach in Miami Beach.
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HERNAN’S HOMECOMINGMiami native Hernan Bas is among the city’s handful of contemporary artists who have successfully leaped to the international market. Exhibited tomorrow through May 27, at Fredric Snitzer Gallery in Wynwood, the current Detroit dweller’s Boys in Peril? features new works loosely inspired by French writer J.K. Huysmans’s lesser known novel Downstream. Exploring a link between their like-minded themes of dandyism and satanism, his paintings depict melancholy such as a young man reading tabloid obituaries beside a decrepit fountain in a garden; each piece poses additional threats lurking on (ghosts, snakes) and off (hence, pending peril) canvases that may or may not hurt the men, furthering the artist’s knack for titillation. The opening reception is on Friday, April 12, from 7 to 9 p.m.
PISCINE QUEENNow that the water’s getting warm enough for a dip, it’s time to think about a new bathing suit. Emilie Bon, French founder of the impossibly chic Lilibon swim and resort wear, unveils her Spring 2013 collection at a trunk show in the Standard Spa’s courtyard on Saturday, April 13, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Continuing her fascination with retro silhouettes sans cliché, Love is All presents a striking one piece with a ruffled, plunging v back, double ruffled bikini bottom and sculpted tops. Ruching, piping and stitchwork decorate separates in a traditional floral print and solids including ivory and navy that may be mixed and matched regarding sizes and styles. Previous collections such as mermaid-themed Afternoon are on sale, too.
SOBE LOLThe South Beach Comedy Festival kicks off Wednesday with a one-two punch. Diehard humor fans can double down by catching the amazingly hilarious Bill Burr’s set at 8 p.m., followed by the second performance of Miami-based Mad Cat Theatre Company’s Charming Acts of Misery at 9:30 p.m. (the first starts at 7 p.m.). The feat is entirely possible since both take place at the Fillmore Miami Beach at the Jackie Gleason Theatre. The play chronicles the late, eccentric English fashion editor Isabella Blow through settings as varied as Sri Lanka and New York, all while decked out in Alexander McQueen haute couture and her signature Philip Treacy hats no less. SNL alums Seth Meyers (shown here), Tracy Morgan and Sarah Silverman are just some of the talent rounding out the five-day event.
BEACH BOWERYPunk rock’s loss was men’s wear’s gain when the legendary CBGB club along New York’s Bowery became a John Varvatos boutique. The CFDA award-winning fashion designer launched his third Bowery NYC concept store on Lincoln Road with décor that wails rock ‘n’ roll — exposed brick walls, a smoky mirror ceiling and enormous, black crystal chandelier. Selection from his brands Collection, Star USA and Converse by John Varvatos is on par with Manhattan’s, albeit with a tropical edge including pastels and lightweight knits. Stylish gents may also pick up accessories like handcrafted jewelry and limited-edition watches through an Ernst Benz collaboration, while photography collectors can score exclusive, musician portraits in the onsite gallery.

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MOCA MAKES OUTThe Museum of Contemporary Art, North Miami, celebrates its quinceanera with Pivot Points: 15 Years & Counting through May 19. Artists and collectors permanently donated more than 50 significant works that reflect the institution’s globally recognized niche for groundbreaking exhibits, many of which were the first solo shows for today’s top names. It’s fun to peruse an overview not only of MOCA’s history, but the city’s fledgling art scene pre- and post-Art Basel. There are works by heavy hitters like Ed Ruscha, whose Rooftops was gifted by Marty Margulies, and Jack Pierson, who gave his print IDOLS. Visitors to the De La Cruz Collection will recognize Felix Gonzalez-Torres’s installation of a stack of large sheets of paper that are complimentary.770 NE 125 Street, 305.893.6211,
FEELING FLORIDAPerhaps Michael Schwartz has been spending time out at the Rod and Gun Club in Everglades City, because he went full-on Old Florida for his fourth eatery. Opened last night, The Cypress Room is decorated with its namesake wood in the form of reclaimed pecky panels, mounted deer and boar heads, and rose wallpaper, as in your granny’s parlor. Cuisine and cocktails are designed to be more upscale in conjunction with the Miami Design District’s luxury label turn. Starters encompass country Cracker frog legs to marrow, the hottest ingredient in New York. Be romantic with house specialty cote de boeuf for two, or get your game on with antelope, turnips and apricots. Whatever you do, save room for Hedy Goldsmith’s divine desserts.3620 NE 2 Avenue, 305.520.5197, 


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TOE TALENT Miami City Ballet patrons have a big treat in store this weekend. Program III: The Masters stages new work by coveted choreographer Alexei Ratmansky commissioned specifically for the company. The New Yorker described American Ballet Theatre’s artist-in-residence as “the man who is remaking ballet.” His Symphonic Dances set to Sergei Rachmaninoff’s eponymous score stages fast-paced steps for high drama. They mirror the turbulence of the composer’s final great piece rather than follow a classic story line. It will be shown with a trio of George Balanchine works (like her predecessor Edward Villella, new artistic director Lourdes Lopez was a former New York City Ballet principal under the master).
